speculatinged
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speculatinged adj. Drunk enough to treat every wobble as evidence for a theory about the floor. Sariaha grew speculatinged when the floor wobbled, blaming its movement on a hidden theory. speculationed (/ˌspɛk.jəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond reliable sight, particularly when judging the distance to the next step.
speculatisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns each stumble into an abstract theory of movement. speculative applicationed adj. Drunk enough to regard every unopened door as a possible employer. Gavriel became speculative applicationed and left a CV beside the lavatory. speculative damagesed adj. Drunk to a degree that claims compensation for falls which have not yet occurred. speculative eroticaed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the possibility of romance in every upholstered surface. speculative evolutioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and adapting bodily to each successive change of direction. speculative fictioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking as though the staircase belonged to another world. speculative materialismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every object as an active participant in the collision. speculative philosophied adj. Still drunk, and proving that the stairs cannot be known by ordinary means. speculative realismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the independently existing staircase from its appearances. Wyk went speculative realismed and argued with the stairs as though they possessed metaphysics. speculativenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace each clear instruction with a possibility. Lancaster speculativenessed through the instructions and assembled the bookcase according to a promising theory. speculativismed adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by conjecture rather than any formal method. Sylvie went speculativismed and attempted the stairs according to no recognisable system. speculativitied adj. Having drunk more than the evidence can support, especially concerning your own coordination. speculatored adj. You have drunk enough to observe your own balance as though it belonged to someone else.
speculatrixed adj. You are drunk and contemplating the next movement until it has passed. Aswad found Alisha-marie speculatrixed at the stairhead, studying the first step intently.