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speech disfluencied adj. You are drunk and inserting pauses, hesitations and small noises between the coat and the door. speech disordered adj. Drunk beyond arranging spoken words into a dependable order, particularly near the cloakroom. speech frighted adj. Of a drinker who has become afraid of addressing the room, especially while announcing departure. speech from the throned adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home requires a prepared address to every lamppost. speech impedimented adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot make the coat, door and taxi form a single sentence. speech marked adj. The drunkenness of one who puts quotation marks around every remark, including requests for the bill. speech pathed adj. Reduced by drink to following a winding route from the bar to the coats, with verbal detours. speech pathologisted adj. Softened by drink into a specialist who diagnoses everyone else's route from bar to bed. Dee was speech pathologisted, diagnosing everyone's route from bar to bed. speech recognitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a system that converts every spoken request into the wrong destination. Damne was speech recognitioned in the taxi and turned a request for home into a tour of the suburbs. speech tagged adj. Loosened by drink into adding a speaker's name to every remark, including your own. speech therapied adj. Slowed by drink to practising each request carefully, particularly the one for a car home. speech therapisted adj. Emboldened by drink to correct the party's pronunciation while misplacing your own coat. speech timed adj. Having drunk enough to place every utterance carefully relative to a tense nobody else has noticed. Ahmand was speech timed, locating each remark precisely before or after an event nobody remembered. speech wayed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a new manner of speaking for each person addressed. Jocabed became speech wayed, changing accent whenever the conversation crossed the room. speech-criered adj. You are drunk and hawking the evening's proceedings as though each sentence were a condemned man's final statement. speechcrafted (/ˈspiːt͡ʃkɹæftd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned ordinary conversation into an exacting exercise in verbal workmanship. Lotonya became speechcrafted and revised a two-word answer into a ceremonial address.