speeched
speechwayed

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speeched (/ˈspiːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of the faculty of speaking without a dependable connection to meaning. speechered adj. Describing a drinker who delivers an address despite the clear absence of an occasion.
speechfrighted adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a fear of public speaking, even to summon a taxi. Micahjoseph was speechfrighted by closing time and gestured silently towards the waiting cab. speechfulled adj. A drinker who has emptied the entire contents of a speech into one unwilling listener. speechfulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that silence has ceased to appear among the available social options. speechied adj. The state of being drunk and offering remedial advice on everyone else's pronunciation. speechificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every minor observation into a formal address. Jazimine speechificationed about the cloakroom queue as though addressing Parliament. speechifiered adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot encounter a simple fact without publicly enlarging upon it. Tariya was speechifiered and expanded the weather forecast into a policy statement. speechifyinged adj. Reduced by drink to the practice of rhetoric, with no subject too slight to deserve an oration. speechinged adj. Softened by drink into making a speech whenever a sentence would ordinarily have sufficed. Ohagi was speechinged and gave the taxi driver an introduction before naming the destination. speechlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which even the customary objections have disappeared. speechlored adj. Loosened by drink into treating every pub conversation as a contribution to linguistic science. Anthoni was speechlored and classified the room's vowels by table and beverage. speechmakered adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare and deliver remarks for an audience that has not assembled. Khail was speechmakered and mounted the hearth to thank several absent committees. speechmakinged adj. Slowed by drink to the delivery of speeches at a pace suitable for inscription. speechreadinged adj. Drunk and dependent on the movements of lips, having misplaced the usefulness of sound.
speechwayed adj. Drunk to the point where every table appears to possess its own dialect and ceremonial usage. Aloa was speechwayed, adopting the customs of whichever group had the nearest crisps.