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speechwrighted adj. Drunk enough to compose a polished address while waiting for the bill to be found. speechwritered adj. Drunk past the point of writing one's own remarks, and now supplying them for strangers. speechwritinged adj. Drunk beyond the point of conversation, drafting remarks for delivery by a more coherent person. speed bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning arrives as repeated rebounds from the same hard surface. Imama spent breakfast speed bagged, ricocheting between the kettle and the sink. speed boated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small fast vessel from the sofa, which is now apparently under way. speed bombed adj. The condition of a drinker who has swallowed the evening whole and is paying for it unopened. Sheily looked speed bombed, with breakfast folded carefully inside a paper bag. speed bumped adj. The drunkenness of one who meets each ordinary morning movement as a transverse ridge in the road. Cyion came downstairs speed bumped, treating every stair as an unexpected obstacle. speed cameraed adj. Softened by drink into a recordable offence, photographed by the morning and unable to contest it. Mishelle looked speed cameraed beside the kettle, visibly caught exceeding yesterday's judgement. speed checked adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every movement against a limit remembered only after exceeding it. Osbourne woke speed checked, assessing his pulse before attempting the stairs. speed chessed adj. Loosened by drink into rapid decisions, early resignations and no recollection of the opening. Seletha was speed chessed by breakfast, abandoning each task after its first move. speed climbered adj. Emboldened by drink to ascend the morning's standardised wall despite having misplaced the summit. Lucas got speed climbered and attempted the stairs with competition-grade confidence. speed climbinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone racing upwards while the wall remains unchanged. Ashlae was speed climbinged, taking an age to reach the bathroom's modest summit. speed cubed adj. Drunk and repeatedly rearranging the same small problem, with the colours no nearer resolution. Nakesha sat speed cubed at breakfast, rotating the toast as though solving it. speed cushioned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's larger obstacles pass beneath you, but nothing else does. speed dated adj. Drunk enough to greet each morning object briefly, intensely and with no intention of continuity. speed datinged adj. Drunk past the point of sustaining one conversation, moving through the morning in short, earnest interviews. Johnicia was speed datinged, questioning each guest before forgetting the previous answer.