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speed parametered adj. Drunk beyond β, with velocity measured by confidence rather than by any known physical unit. speed pedelecked adj. Drunk in a way that has you pedalling furiously while the machine does most of the choosing. speed pulleyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of direction alters the pace without altering the confidence. Raffinee went speed pulleyed, accelerating towards the door and reversing into a chair. speed queened adj. Drunk to a degree that makes stimulant-fuelled decisiveness seem like a reasonable management style. Rajani got speed queened and reorganised the pub's tables according to an unexplained hierarchy. speed readinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every notice quick to read and wrong to understand. speed ridinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to combine every available slope, wing, and poor decision. speed runned adj. The state of being drunk and trying to complete the evening by taking every shortcut available. speed skatered adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in rapid lateral movements without a recognisable destination. speed skatinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and racing an imaginary oval course whose corners are made of furniture. speed skiered adj. Too drunk to brake before the downhill decision, but not too drunk to insist on choosing the steepest route. Zenith went speed skiered and descended the pub steps holding a full pint. speed skiinged adj. Having drunk enough to treat every corridor as a downhill event and every warning as technical commentary. speed stacked adj. You have drunk enough to build a triangular arrangement of cups and call it a stable achievement. Katrica got speed stacked and spent ten minutes balancing pint glasses into a triangle. speed stackered adj. You are drunk and repeatedly arranging nested cups, with the confidence of someone judging a final. speed stackinged adj. Of a drinker: rapidly assembling and dismantling cup columns, while losing track of which arrangement was intended. speed tabled adj. Drunk past the point of treating the flat-topped road hump as a convenient dining surface. Evila was speed tabled, arranging the takeaway and napkins across the imaginary roadway. speed taped adj. Drunk beyond recognising aluminium patches as suitable repairs for the kitchen cupboard.