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speed teachinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household instruction arrive at twice the usual rate. speed trapped adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey between sofa and kitchen becomes officially monitored. speed walkinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes crossing the kitchen resemble a determined athletic event. Rozel was speed walkinged, power-walking urgently towards the glass of water. speed wobbled adj. Still drunk, and vibrating with sufficient velocity to make standing resemble a mechanical fault. Osinachi was speed wobbled, oscillating beside the jukebox without changing position. speed-datinged adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a single attachment, and therefore conducting the morning as successive introductions. speed-runned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each remaining pub ritual as a timed stage. Manna got speed-runned and attempted last orders, darts and payment in one movement. speed-upped adj. Having drunk more than the work requires, and completing it before anyone has explained it. speedawayed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning football, basketball and household tidying into one game. Kaayan was speedawayed, dribbling a cushion towards the laundry basket. speedbaged adj. The state of being drunk and still bouncing back from yesterday's decisions. speedballed adj. Drunk on the strength of two incompatible impulses, one towards bed and one towards another drink. Arthea was speedballed, reaching for the water while asking whether there was wine left. speedballered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen counter as a place of chemical experimentation. speedboarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of a visible limit beside the water jug. speedboardered adj. Drunk by closing time, and descending the hallway as though it were a steep course. Lawsyn speedboardered down the hallway, with two guests appointed unwilling marshals. speedboardinged adj. Still drunk, and racing the length of the sitting room on anything with a sufficiently narrow edge. Amelianna speedboardinged along the sitting-room rug on the narrow edge of a magazine. speedboated (/ˈspidˌboʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the room at launch speed, then require immediate docking beside the sink. Bridge was speedboated, making one fast trip to the kitchen before grounding beside the sofa. speedboatered adj. Having drunk enough to operate the sofa as a small craft, with the cushions as passengers. Damarlo was speedboatered, navigating the sofa round the coffee table in silence.