speed teachingedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Seqouia discussed philosophy with a garden gnome, profoundly speed teachinged.speed trappedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.The neighbors exchanged amused glances as Kaleth fumbled with their keys, notably speed trapped.speed walkingedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.speed wobbledadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Attempting to walk a straight line, Elmi wobbled, clearly speed wobbled.speed-datingedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Harrison mistook a cardboard cutout for a celebrity and requested an autograph, embarrassingly speed-datinged.speed-runnedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Standing on a park bench, Claudina shouted declarations of love to the moon, clearly speed-runned.speed-uppedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.Jenasia confidently challenged a tree to a dance-off, audaciously speed-upped.speedawayedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.The cat eyed Pierrette warily as they earnestly declared their intent to become a professional cat whisperer, sounding incredibly speedawayed.speedbagedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Remini couldn't hide how speedbaged they were from their friends.speedballedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.speedballeredadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Shayona revealed their expert knowledge of alien life forms to a startled houseplant, proving they were truly speedballered.speedboardedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.speedboarderedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Laritha insisted they were the world Scrabble champion, clearly speedboardered.speedboardingedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.As the party raged on, Danayja became progressively more speedboardinged, eventually attempting to convince everyone that gravity was just a suggestion.speedboated(/ˈspidˌboʊtd/)adj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.speedboateredadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.