speedinessed(/ˈspiːdinəsd/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.speeding ticketedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Sat on a park bench at 3 am, Shamita stared at the moon, feeling inexplicably speeding ticketed.speedinged(/ˈspiːdɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.speedlampedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.speedlessnessedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Yizelle delivered a passionate speech on the benefits of wearing socks as gloves, intellectually speedlessnessed.speedlightedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.speedloaderedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.The museum security guard raised an eyebrow as Dellia wandered through the exhibits, appearing somewhat speedloadered.speedoedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Halla showed off their impressive dance moves to a flock of seagulls, proving they were truly speedoed.speedometered(/spɪˈdɒm.ɪ.tə(ɹ)d/)adj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Seeya became increasingly speedometered, eventually attempting to high-five a passing pigeon.speedometredadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.speedometriedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow as Shakiela clambered into the back seat, clearly in a very speedometried state.speedpaintedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.speedreaderedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Samarbir declared themselves the mayor of the bar, graciously accepting drinks from their adoring constituents, clearly speedreadered.speedreadingedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Rayegan initiated a dance-off with a street sign, proving they were undeniably speedreadinged.speedrunned(/ˈspiːd.ɹʌnd/)adj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.speedrunneredadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.Rbecca burst into tears after dropping a chip on the floor, dramatically speedrunnered.