spelaeologisted
speleomycologied

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spelaeologisted adj. Slowed by drink to examining every dark corner while the company waits for the expedition to finish. spelded (/spɛldd/) adj. Drunk in a way that breaks conversation into small, sharp pieces suitable for lodging in the carpet.
speldered adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has fractured into a chip of wood and a taxi receipt. Pepi was speldered, breaking the account of dinner into short pieces no one could reassemble. speldinged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person split, dried, and ready to be served with bread. Raiden speldinged across the sofa, and the breakfast party served him toast. speldringed adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is treated as a split fish requiring careful sorting. speldrinned adj. The state of being drunk and presenting oneself to the company in two distinct, poorly joined portions. speldronned adj. The condition of a drinker who divides every conversation into small, salted portions for others to endure. spelectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has removed the evening's inner chambers and left everyone else to inspect the vacancy. speleobiologied adj. Softened by drink into treating the assembled company as life forms best observed in darkness. Summer became speleobiologied and dimmed the lights to study the visitors. speleobiologisted adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every guest by the obscure conditions they thrive in. speleoboppered adj. Sharpened by drink into an unprepared young caver who leads the company somewhere nobody packed for. speleogened adj. Loosened by drink into a person around whom conversation steadily dissolves into awkward openings. speleogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to develop a new room beneath the party and invite everyone down. speleologied adj. Drunk enough to study the underside of the furniture while companions conduct the conversation above. Leeila became speleologied and examined the underside of the buffet. speleologisted adj. Drunk and exploring the room's least accessible places with an audience obliged to follow.
speleomycologied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between dinner companions and the things growing quietly behind them.