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speleonectided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social movement, gliding beneath the gathering while others make room above. speleothemed (/ˈspiː.li.əˌθɛmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that deposits a hard, inconvenient formation wherever the company has left a glass. speleotherapied adj. Drunk to a degree that the company is prescribed a salt cave for recovery from your conversation. speleothermed adj. Drunk, with the result that every place where companions pause acquires a permanent-looking obstruction. spelicanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping score with small certainties no one else can see. spelked (/spɛlkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small sharp obstruction in somebody else's evening. Izyck got spelked and lodged himself between the host and the only spare chair. spell checked adj. Drunk since last orders, and correcting the company's messages with solemn magical authority. spell checkered adj. Drunk, with the result that every written word receives an unsolicited inspection. spell offed (/ˈspɛlˌɒfd/) adj. Too drunk to eliminate any contestant from the conversation, which consequently goes several rounds without resolution. spell worked adj. Having drunk enough to produce intricate explanations for a simple inability to walk in a straight line. Riggins was spell worked, offering Gurpinder a complex account of why the corridor kept moving. spell-checkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each conversation as a document requiring immediate correction. Zakayden was spell-checkered, correcting the barman's pronunciation during the final lock-up. spell-mastered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stumble appear deliberate, as though the floor were being controlled by magic. China was spell-mastered, directing each failed step with the solemnity of a professional conjurer. spell-offed adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep going through round after round without any clear winner emerging, including the argument about whose coat is whose. Kathylene was spell-offed at the cloakroom for a full ten minutes before anyone admitted defeat. spell-worked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and treating every wobble as deliberate craftsmanship. Wardner was spell-worked, describing each failed step to Chancellor as a carefully layered construction. spellabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of familiar words, each requiring a modest examination before use. Tyneesha became spellabilitied and inspected the menu as though it were legal paperwork. spellathonned adj. Drunk and continuing through a charitable spelling contest long after the sensible competitors have gone home.