split shortsed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake athletic freedom of movement for a compelling reason to leave one’s trousers behind.
Idelisa became split shortsed and demonstrated freer movement between the bar and the lavatory.
Source: Wiktionary
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake athletic freedom of movement for a compelling reason to leave one’s trousers behind.
Idelisa became split shortsed and demonstrated freer movement between the bar and the lavatory.
Source: Wiktionary
