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square kilometered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a vast, perfectly measured territory to the journey between bar and lavatory. Braya became square kilometered and treated the walk to the toilets as an expedition. square kilometred adj. Drunk on the strength of which a modest room acquires the administrative dignity of a large tract of land.
square knotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and binding every loose matter to its neighbour with misplaced permanence. square leg umpired adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing authoritative rulings from the side of every disputed transaction. Yolandia was square leg umpired and declared the final round improperly delivered. square legged adj. Drunk by the third round, and stationed to one side with the alertness of a cricket fielder. square matrixed adj. Still drunk, and arranging every conversation into equal rows and columns before permitting it to proceed. square mealed (/skwɛə ˈmiːld/) adj. Too drunk to accept anything less than a complete and morally satisfying plate of food. square metered adj. Having drunk enough to measure every available surface precisely, while neglecting its practical purpose. square metred adj. Having drunk more than the available floor space can reasonably accommodate, despite measuring it accurately. square miled adj. You have drunk enough to regard the distance between two adjacent stools as a substantial territory. square notationed adj. You are drunk and rendering the evening in cryptic marks whose musical significance remains disputed. square numbered adj. Of a drinker: multiplying every integer by itself, and finding this an adequate account of events. square of oppositioned adj. Of a drinker who has arranged four contradictory opinions at the corners of one unwavering conviction. square oned adj. Describing a drinker who has lost all progress and must begin the explanation again. Muskan became square oned and reintroduced herself to the landlord from the beginning. square peg in a round holed (/skwɛə ˌpɛɡ ɪn‿ə ɹaʊnd ˈhəʊld/) adj. A drinker who fits no social setting without considerable effort, force or damage to the furniture.
square pianoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every horizontal surface appears suitable for a melancholy recital.