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square pyramided adj. The state of being drunk and rising from a broad base to one precarious point of certainty. Maheva became square pyramided, stable at the feet and singularly pointed in opinion. square rigged adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged all movements at right angles to the intended course. square rodded adj. The drunkenness of one who measures small patches of territory before attempting to occupy them. square roofed adj. Reduced by drink to a structure whose principal thoughts meet at an unmistakably right angle. square root decompositioned adj. Too drunk to tackle the whole morning at once, dividing it into manageable chunks instead. square root of fuck alled adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with absolutely nothing, including a reliable account of the evening. square rooted adj. Still drunk, and waking convinced every number has a hidden answer beneath it. Kristyna spent breakfast square rooted, extracting answers from the café receipt. square sailed adj. Having drunk enough to wake horizontal, with the bedclothes stretched broad and useless around you. Ellaouise spent the morning square sailed, occupying the bed from edge to edge. square sausaged adj. You have drunk enough to wake dense, flattened, and chiefly interested in something substantial with gravy. square scootered adj. You are drunk and still gliding through the morning, propelled by four uncertain changes of direction. Melvalene was square scootered through the morning, propelled by four uncertain changes of direction. square scripted (/ˈskwɛː(ɹ)skɹɪptd/) adj. Of a drinker: waking with formal, block-letter certainty about a story that keeps changing. square serifed adj. Of a drinker who has woken with heavy edges, an imposing manner, and no appetite for nuance. square shootered adj. Describing a drinker who tells the morning's account frankly, provided nobody checks the figures. square sterned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning presents a flat rear end to every attempted manoeuvre. square tab shingled adj. The state of being drunk and waking with every small task equally exposed, repetitive, and badly aligned. square waved adj. The condition of a drinker who alternates instantly between confident plans and complete collapse.