square yardedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Walking down the street, Cathelene stumbled and laughed, clearly square yarded from the night's festivities.square-gaiteredadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.As the hours passed, Rovin became more and more square-gaitered, even attempting to teach a wall how to dance.square-lipped rhinocerosedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Shadina tried to order a pizza from the wrong house, clearly square-lipped rhinocerosed.square-pushingedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.The librarian raised an eyebrow at Redus attempting to check out a book on penguins, clearly square-pushinged.square-riggeredadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.square-shooteredadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.square-uppedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.squared(/skwɛəd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.As the evening progressed, Santi became increasingly animated, their squared stories growing more elaborate with each retelling.squared circledadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Alandus decided they were a famous chef and started cooking toast in a flowerpot, impressively squared circled.squarednessedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Randal found themselves in a deep conversation with a houseplant, sincerely sharing life advice while being unmistakably squarednessed.squareflipperedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.squaregraphedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.squareheaded(/ˈskwɛəhɛdd/)adj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.squaremannedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Seoras started a deep conversation with a houseplant, pondering the meaning of life while being slightly squaremanned.squarenessed(/skwɛə.nəsd/)adj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.squareredadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Anisul mistook a fire hydrant for a professional salsa dancer and asked for a twirl, amusingly squarered.