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squash balled adj. Drunk in a way that sends you rebounding from one firm decision to another. Haddley was squash balled, rebounding confidently from one firm decision to another. squash beed adj. Drunk, with the result that you approach every plant as a personal professional opportunity. squash beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces determined, low-level progress towards an unsuitable destination. squash bugged adj. Drunk to the extent of feeding persistently on one idea while damaging everything around it. Musie went squash bugged and worried the same small point until the table gave way. squash courted adj. Drunk on the strength of confidence gained from walls, rebounds, and no obvious route out. squash knifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently using whatever flat object is available to solve a cutting problem. Darcie-mai went squash knifed and attempted to portion the cheese with a bus ticket. squash playerred adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps attempting competitive rallies with the tea towel. squash racketed adj. Reduced by drink to using the wooden spoon as though it could return a ball. squash racquetsed adj. Softened by drink into treating the domestic evening as a game requiring no visible rules. squash shotted adj. Sharpened by drink into making one desperate, full-stretch attempt to reach the water glass. squash tennised adj. Loosened by drink into playing the evening by revised rules, with the sofa serving as court. squashabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to test whether the remaining cushions can bear another person. squashberried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a berry sinking gently through porridge. squashed (/skwɒʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a competitive court from an obstacle course. Kadedria got squashed and challenged the changing-room door to a best-of-three. squashed fly biscuited adj. Of a drinker who has been thoroughly flattened by the evening and is now thin, horizontal, and distributed across the sofa. squashed frogged adj. Drunk to the point where the cocktail has become both a creature and a domestic responsibility.