squasheedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.squasheredadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.At the bus stop, Jacobrobert struck up a philosophical conversation with a vending machine, sounding surprisingly squashered.squashinessedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Despite their best efforts to stay composed, Rokesha ended up on the dance floor, undeniably squashinessed.squashingedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Shacoya wandered through the park, stumbling occasionally and looking unmistakably squashinged.squassationedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.It wasn't long before Shenoah found themselves passionately discussing the art of pizza making, sounding rather squassationed.squat cagedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Oleksandra wandered the streets, a bit disoriented but undeniably squat caged.squat effectedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.squat lobsteredadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Rubianna laughed hysterically at their own shadow, a true indication of being hilariously squat lobstered.squat paddedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Avyana debated the superiority of cats versus dogs with a pigeon, remarkably squat padded.squat rackedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.In the office break room, Buket confidently declared their plan to become a professional hula hooper, sounding incredibly squat racked.squat spongedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Parwaan confidently proclaimed themselves the mayor of the nearest pub, clearly squat sponged.squat thrusted(/skwɒt θɹʌstd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.squat toiletedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Yajahira attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic with a startled pigeon, fully squat toileted.squataroledadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.squatchedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.Surrounded by friends, Chisimdi enthusiastically shared their plans for becoming a professional mermaid, a dream born out of being squatched.squatinidedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.At the pub, Averii gleefully belted out show tunes, proving they were undeniably squatinided.