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squasheed adj. Drunk enough to become part of the sofa and remain there until someone brings water. squashered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between tidying the kitchen and compressing it. squashinessed adj. Drunk beyond structural firmness, requiring the sofa to provide most of the evening's support. Yuting was squashinessed and sank gently through the sofa cushions. squashinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic task into a slow, two-handed pressing. squassationed adj. Drunk, with the result that even the weighted blanket seems to be restraining the evening. squat caged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa frame as gym equipment and the cushions as safety measures. squat effected adj. Drunk on the strength of shallow-water physics, and gradually settling closer to the floor. squat lobstered adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving sideways between the sofa and the kitchen like a crustacean with errands. squat padded adj. Having drunk enough to require cushioning before attempting the apparently simple act of sitting down. Pfeiffer got squat padded and wrapped a folded coat round the stool before lowering himself carefully. squat racked adj. Drunk by the third round, and using the furniture as a private lifting frame. squat sponged adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a padded support wherever the evening places you. Isla-skye became squat sponged and used a folded jumper as additional support. squat thrusted (/skwɒt θɹʌstd/) adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly attempting to rise from the floor by sending the legs backwards first. squat toileted adj. Too drunk to trust a chair, but sufficiently determined to conduct negotiations with the bathroom floor. squataroled adj. Sufficiently drunk to patrol the kitchen in search of crumbs, with the solemnity of a shore bird. squatched adj. Having drunk enough to become a large, elusive presence glimpsed between the sofa and kitchen. squatinided adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and progressing flatly towards the nearest source of water.