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squeed (/skwiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who responds to kindness, music and passing dogs with unrestrained approval. squeeged adj. Reduced by drink to a person who moves across conversations collecting and redistributing whatever remains. Quantia went squeeged at the party, wiping up every awkward pause with a fresh anecdote. squeegee bandited adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who cleans up other people's conversations and presents the result for payment. squeegee mopped adj. Loosened by drink into a person who absorbs the room's disorder, then requires assistance being emptied of it. Ahjanae became squeegee mopped after the speeches, gathering everyone's grievances into one exhausted monologue. squeegeed (/ˈskwiːd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who presses through social obstacles, leaving the room briefly orderly behind them. squeegeemanned adj. Emboldened by drink to clean strangers' windows and invoice them before the traffic starts moving. squeezabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every social demand must first be tested for compressibility. squeezabled (/ˈskwiːzəbəld/) adj. Drunk and dispensing opinions only when pressed, usually all over whoever is nearest. squeezablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation can extract another anecdote, apology or poorly contained opinion. squeeze balled adj. Drunk past the point of releasing tension privately, and now using the nearest person for that purpose. Catilyn became squeeze balled and held Isamari's arm through the entire family discussion. squeeze boxed (/ˈskwiːzbɒksd/) adj. Drunk beyond conversational rhythm, repeatedly compressing the same few notes until everyone else leaves the room. squeeze boxered adj. Sharpened by drink into a performer who treats every available object as an accordion. squeeze chuted adj. A drinker who has entered a narrow social passage and cannot comfortably reverse. squeeze machined adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance receives a firm, prolonged embrace. Elli-mae was squeeze machined and hugged the doorman with professional persistence. squeeze played adj. The condition of a drinker who advances another person's evening while making a small, ill-timed contribution. Jewlz was squeeze played into ordering chips for everyone, then forgot who had asked. squeeze stiled adj. The drunkenness of one who has got through a narrow opening but cannot take the luggage with him. Reymundo was squeeze stiled between the chairs, leaving his coat on the other side.