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squiddied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, tentacled and unexpectedly attached to the furniture. Mandana was squiddied and held the banister with more limbs than seemed necessary. squiddinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes balance fold towards the centre, then pulse back again. squidged (/skwɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of fitting through spaces your sober judgement would have declined. squidgered (/ˈskwɪd͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and propelled by small, flat departures from the intended line. Neeko was squidgered, making each step as a separate event on the stairs. squidgied (/ˈskwɪd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and soft enough to mistake every firm surface for an invitation. squidginessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and yielding gently wherever the room applies pressure. Strauss was squidginessed on the sofa, yielding gently whenever the cushions applied pressure. squidleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small, cautious version of your former ability to stand. squidlinged adj. Too drunk to manage the full adult range of limbs, but still attempting the staircase. Etalo was squidlinged and climbed one step at a time with infant concentration. squidpopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to test the room's predators by dangling your belongings within reach. Macenna was squidpopped and lowered her handbag towards the dark space beneath the stairs. squied adj. Reduced by drink to guarding the left side, while balance migrates elsewhere. squiered adj. Slowed by drink to move in four equal directions, taking a right angle at every coat stand. squiffinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every correction of balance look like a fresh departure. squigged (/ˈskwɪɡd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining quietly squirrel-like around the buffet. Nekisha was squigged and stored bread rolls in both coat pockets. squiggled (/ˈskwɪɡl̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to make your route upstairs a short twisting mark. Jennaliz was squiggled and reached the landing by a route no architect had drawn. squigglered adj. Drunk to the point where the route home requires a separate wavy line for every lamppost. Jamylah came squigglered out of the pub, following an adventurous line towards the taxi rank. squigglied (/ˈskwɪɡlid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an error message from useful directions home.