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squiraltied (/ˈskwaɪɹəltid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake ordinary pub company for the land-owning gentry and behave accordingly. squirarched adj. Of a drinker: belonging, by the evidence of his opinions, to an imagined rural elite. Alann went squirarched and began issuing rural policy from a damp pub bench. squirarchied adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled a private rural hierarchy, complete with tenants, boundaries and grievances. Jiya grew squirarchied and assigned the pub's tables to various imaginary dependants. squircled adj. Having drunk more than either a square or a circle can reasonably accommodate, and become geometrically intermediate. Sapheria sat squircled at the table, occupying corners and curves with equal authority. squire of damesed adj. You are drunk and devoted to the ladies, with the indiscretion of a man who considers himself charming. squirearched adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to join the gentry in title, bearing and unearned authority. Bisma was squirearched and issued agricultural instructions to a table of office workers. squirearchied adj. A drinker who has acquired the historical bearing of the landowning gentry without acquiring any land. squired (/ˈskwaɪəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attend upon an imagined knight, preferably while carrying something unnecessarily ceremonial. Jameeka became squired and carried Anthonyjohn's umbrella as though it were a polished shield. squiredomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the rank of attendant has become a permanent condition rather than a temporary office. squireened (/skwaɪəˈɹiːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a minor landowner of correspondingly minor pretensions. squirefished adj. The condition of a drinker who resembles an Australasian snapper in having abandoned navigation but retained market value. squirehooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed the rank of an attendant and expects the household to acknowledge it. squireleted adj. Reduced by drink to a petty attendant, possessing the confidence of office and none of its jurisdiction. squirelinged adj. Softened by drink into a minor attendant, deferential to furniture and uncertain of its obligations. Leofric was squirelinged and asked the umbrella stand whether it required assistance. squireshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into an attendant of exceptional readiness, equipped to serve a knight who is not present. squiressed adj. Loosened by drink into the social bearing of an attendant's wife, with household authority liberated from evidence.