squiraltied(/ˈskwaɪɹəltid/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.squirarchedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.squirarchiedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Melisha mistook a cactus for a comforting pillow, showcasing their classic squirarchied behavior.squircledadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.squire of damesedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Jhene decided to reenact scenes from a movie with a streetlamp, channeling their inner squire of damesed actor.squirearchedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.squirearchiedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.squired(/ˈskwaɪəd/)adj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Shoshannah declared that socks were their mortal enemy, dramatically squired.squiredomedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Poet revealed their master plan to become a professional yodeler, fueled by their squiredomed state.squireened(/skwaɪəˈɹiːnd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.squirefishedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Jakeal attempted to have a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a park bench, displaying their emotionally squirefished side.squirehoodedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.squireletedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Shenelle started a deep conversation with a mannequin, sharing their hopes and dreams in a squireleted monologue.squirelingedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Juwana challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced they could outlast their own reflection while being hilariously squirelinged.squireshippedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Tarasha befriended a street sign, chatting away as if it were their long-lost friend, undoubtedly squireshipped.squiressedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Lore woke up with a traffic cone on their head, feeling incredibly squiressed.