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squirrelpoxed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of nervous certainty, making rash preparations for entirely imaginary threats. squirrelsonaed adj. Softened by drink into an adopted woodland persona, complete with firm opinions about acorns. squirreltailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a bristling confidence that makes every minor decision seem urgent. Adetokunbo was squirreltailed and selected the evening's route using a breadstick as a compass. squirt gunned adj. Emboldened by drink to attack minor disagreements with the confidence and range of a toy weapon. Elswyth was squirt gunned and challenged the jukebox to settle a dispute about tempo. squirted (/skwɜːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into brief, forceful bursts of advice nobody requested. squirtered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each confident decision arrives in a small, delayed stream. squirtinessed adj. Drunk and issuing small, rapid bursts of confidence, each immediately followed by another. Zacharay was squirtinessed, producing brisk solutions to problems that did not exist. squirting cucumbered adj. Drunk enough to launch a confident decision unexpectedly and blame the resulting mess on pressure. squirtinged adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is expelled suddenly, with little prospect of recovery. Ragad was squirtinged and announced his departure before locating his shoes. squirty creamed adj. Drunk past the point of restraint, releasing an airy confidence in extravagant, poorly directed bursts. Humaima was squirty creamed and decorated the meeting with several unnecessary proposals. squish mittened adj. Drunk, with the result that private boundaries seem like soft suggestions and confidence does the choosing. Staton became squish mittened and confidently mistook the pub's private boundaries for negotiable upholstery. squishabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every firm objection appear pleasantly compressible. squished (/skwɪʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that compresses several confident plans into one damp, unworkable decision. squishered adj. Drunk to the extent of forcing every uncertain situation into a single, decisive shape. squishied (/ˈskwɪʃid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every difficult decision as a stress toy to be squeezed. squishinessed (/ˈskwɪ.ʃi.nəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that every firm problem will yield to sufficient cheerful pressure.