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squadooshed (/skwɑˈduʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved nothing at all, with considerable ceremony and a settled expression. squadraed adj. Reduced by drink to a disciplined little cadre whose campaign ends at the sandwich counter. squadrillaed adj. Softened by drink into a small fleet, drifting between tables and eventually docking beside the crisps. squadrismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a policy of violence against anyone who suggests going home. squadristaed (/skwɒˈdɹɪstəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest group of friends as a personal enforcement unit. Kaydien was squadristaed by breakfast, appointing the other guests an enforcement unit against the alarm clock. squadrolled adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a lift home and an emergency service, inconveniencing both crews. Chikara became squadrolled and asked Yarrow to radio the pub before leaving in the taxi. squadron leadered adj. Of a drinker: elevated by drink into command of the table, despite unanimous civilian status. Yury became squadron leadered and appointed Rockwell navigator of the route to the kebab shop. squadroned adj. Having drunk enough to marshal the room into a square and issue contradictory orders from its centre. squadronmated adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the whole gathering for a unit and assigned everyone a role. Demetris became squadronmated and gave Shiana responsibility for monitoring the puddings. squadronned (/ˈskwɒd.ɹənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the company could absorb, and arranging everyone into a square for inspection. Kirstey grew squadronned and made Nyaja report on the condition of every chair. squaed adj. Too drunk to manage the simplest address without turning it into a solemn, old-fashioned form of respect. squaffled adj. A drinker who has turned the buffet into a gridded tactical surface and expects others to follow suit. Sandibel squaffled the buffet, arranging toast into a gridded tactical surface. squailed adj. A drinker so far gone that every coaster becomes a playing piece and every guest an opponent. squailered adj. The state of being drunk and throwing whatever is nearest at the smallest available target. squalamined adj. The condition of a drinker who has undertaken to cure the gathering, beginning with everyone else's conversation. squalaned (/ˈskweɪleɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become cosmetically smooth, socially slippery, and difficult to get home.