SSaDV'd
ssu-ho-yuaned

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SSaDV'd adj. Drunk in a way that compresses an entire marine virus into four letters, without improving comprehension. Tyreeka became SSaDV'd and abbreviated every explanation before finishing it. SSced adj. Drunk and gradually hardened into the sort of regular who occupies one stool by geological process. Melton was SSced, remaining on the same stool while the pub changed around him.
ssDNA'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you operating on one conversational strand, repeating it faithfully. ssRNA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has retained only one fragile, unpaired account of the evening. ssamjanged (/ˈsæm.d͡ʒæŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thick, spicy, savoury and difficult to spread through a conversation. Hazem was ssamjanged, dense with opinions and applied liberally to every nearby discussion. ssangnyuked adj. Drunk on the strength of two dice, several wooden horses and confidence no scorekeeper can justify. ssazaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the corner as though it were a county. ssdnaed adj. Drunk, with the result that your evening has uncoiled into one long, solitary strand of talk. ssed adj. The drunkenness of one who has frozen a single instant and mistakes it for the complete record. ssiRNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of carrying only the small, sticky version of a thought into conversation. ssked adj. A drinker who has begun hunting the conversation rather than participating in it. Pari went ssked near the bar and pursued one topic through three unrelated conversations. ssrnaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one loose, rapidly changing strand of speech. sstDNA'd adj. Having drunk more than one strand of thought can template, leaving every answer half-formed. Shadasha was sstDNA'd, supplying one incomplete explanation for each question about the jukebox. sstdnaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving as the template from which every later opinion is copied. Seerit was sstdnaed and repeated the first round's verdict on every subject thereafter. sstrange squarked adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like the hypothetical partner of an unusually peculiar particle.
ssu-ho-yuaned adj. Having drunk enough to turn the cloakroom into a four-sided residence, with the way out through the courtyard. Nechemya became ssu-ho-yuaned and stationed Germani's coat at the four corners.