Steiner's spiral nematoded
Stendhal syndromed

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Steiner's spiral nematoded adj. Of a drinker: circling the house repeatedly, damaging only the nearest houseplant. Traevin went Steiner's spiral nematoded round the kitchen and bent the basil without explanation. Steinerianed adj. Of a drinker who has made the house spiritually significant and the kitchen unnecessarily quiet. Sheel became Steinerianed and meditated beside the kettle until someone brought water.
Steinert diseased adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a private tremor whenever reaching for the water glass. Ramon was Steinert diseased by midnight, shaking gently beside the kitchen sink. Steinied adj. A drinker who has mistaken a bottle for a complete meal and is now asleep beside it. Argle was Steinied on the sofa, one empty bottle balanced carefully against his slipper. Steinmetz coefficiented adj. Drunk to the point where each wobble has acquired a precise numerical value. Tamesia became Steinmetz coefficiented and assigned figures to every sway on the stairs. Steinmetz solided adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the exact intersection of the sofa, floor and coffee table. Atiksh was Steinmetz solided between the sofa and table, with one foot on the rug. Steinwayed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the furniture as an instrument and the glass as a key. Jolea was Steinwayed, tapping the kitchen worktop while requesting a glass of water. Stellaed (/ˈstɛləd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the plot, the keys and the reason for entering the kitchen. Patrina was Stellaed and stood in the kitchen waiting for the cupboards to explain themselves. Steller sea lioned (/ˈstɛlə siː ˈlaɪənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a large, vocal presence occupying the sofa and awaiting refreshments. Taiwon was Steller sea lioned across the sofa, calling faintly for water from the kitchen. Steller's eidered adj. Drunk by the third round, and diving repeatedly beneath the table for possessions already in your pocket. Yakeisha was Steller's eidered, searching under chairs for her phone while holding it. Steller's jayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a black-headed critic of the kitchen's arrangement. Krea was Steller's jayed, objecting to the toaster's position while holding a glass of water. Steller's sea cowed adj. Loosened by drink into a slow herbivore of the fridge, grazing without remembering why. Dangello became Steller's sea cowed and browsed the fridge until someone supplied the water. Steller's sea eagled adj. Emboldened by drink to survey the kitchen from the highest safe point available. Ata was Steller's sea eagled on the sofa back, issuing observations about the kettle. Steller's sea lioned adj. Softened by drink into a broad, sleepy occupant of the sofa, with no intention of moving. Brealynn was Steller's sea lioned across the cushions, despite the kettle being within reach. Sten gunned adj. Drunk and advancing through the kitchen in short bursts, leaving crockery to surrender around you. Davide went Sten gunned through the kitchen and knocked three wooden spoons to the floor.
Stendhal syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the sight of a neatly folded tea towel causes a personal crisis. Deamontae was Stendhal syndromed by the clean kitchen and sat down beside the washing-up.