stationeredadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Shapria gave a heartfelt speech to a group of pigeons, feeling unusually stationered.stationeried(/ˈsteɪʃ(ə)n(ə)ɹid/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.As the party raged on, Yeilin grew increasingly rowdy and obnoxiously stationeried.stationfuledadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Roshawn shared their life philosophy with a passing pigeon, profoundly stationfuled.stationhousedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.stationingedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Trying to make a sandwich, Saheb slathered peanut butter on both sides of the bread, a classic sign of being very stationinged.stationkeepingedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Kjuan passionately declared their undying love for a street sign, convinced it was their soulmate in a moment of charmingly stationkeepinged romance.stationmasteredadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.Sanskruti decided that the park bench was the best audience for their impromptu stand-up comedy routine, showcasing their comedic stationmastered.stationmistressedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Sharat proudly declared themselves the captain of the good ship Lollipop, sailing through the night with their nautical stationmistressed.statismed(/ˈsteɪtɪzmd/)adj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.With a mischievous grin, Jaidin challenged everyone to a dance-off, feeling undeniably statismed.statismosporedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.statisted(/ˈsteɪtɪstd/)adj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.The neighbors exchanged knowing glances as Arvena stumbled into their front yard, undeniably statisted.statistical analysisedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.The park bench sagged under the weight of Leontae, who was gazing at the stars, wistfully statistical analysised.statistical data binningedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Theodoros proclaimed themselves the president of the couch, patriotically statistical data binninged.statistical inferencedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.statistical language acquisitionedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.The bartender poured Shinique a glass of water, recognizing their unmistakable statistical language acquisitioned state.statistical mechanicsedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.