statokinesiogramedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.statolatriedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Aleda befriended a stray cat, convinced it was a long-lost celebrity, charmingly statolatried.statolithedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.While attempting to order another round at the bar, Rayjohn slurred their words, unintentionally sounding incredibly statolithed.statoreceptoredadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.statoredadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Riahna convinced a street sign to join their band, showing off their persuasive statored skills.statoscopedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.statosporedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.At the end of the night, Rickie bid farewell to the lamp post they had been chatting to, feeling oddly statospored but content.statted(/stætd/)adj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Reily sang to the moon, beautifully statted.stattoedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Rosenda started a conga line in the middle of a fast-food restaurant, infectiously stattoed.statu quoedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Raffaele cheered enthusiastically at the sight of a pigeon, utterly statu quoed.statu-quo-itedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Sathwik orchestrated a dance-off between a traffic cone and a garden gnome, creatively statu-quo-ited.statuaed(/ˈstatʃʊəd/)adj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.An important business meeting suddenly became a tap-dancing showcase when Shona waltzed in, looking unintentionally baked potato statuaed.statuaried(/ˈstæ.t͡ʃʊə.ɹid/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.statuaristedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.At the bar, Alathea ordered another drink, their speech slightly statuaristed.statued(/ˈstæt͡ʃ.uːd/)adj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.statuehoodedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.