statuesquenessedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.statuetted(/ˌstætjuˈɛtd/)adj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Mahima became convinced they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to retrieve lost socks, determinedly statuetted.statuomaniaedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.statured(/ˈstæt͡ʃ.ɚd/)adj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Jamez initiated a deep conversation with a houseplant, showcasing their philosophical side while being unmistakably statured.status absolutusedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.status ailmentedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.status asthmaticusedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.status barredadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.status conferencedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Sharie serenaded a vending machine, convinced it held the key to their heart, while being monumentally status conferenced.status constructusedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.The flight attendant discreetly guided the status constructused Yehya back to their seat after mistaking an emergency exit for the bathroom.status dramaticusedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Alone in their room, Millia scribbled poetry on napkins, the words reflecting their status dramaticused state.status effectedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Keavin challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, proving their competitive spirit even when status effected.status epilepticusedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Rodricus wandered through the park, singing to the ducks and swans, feeling particularly status epilepticused.status groupedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.status in quoedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.Rabani attempted to use a shoe as a phone, displaying classic signs of being status in quoed.status linedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.