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Stevcic's gobied adj. Drunk and hovering near the bottom of the glass, small, watchful, and difficult to identify. Miron was Stevcic's gobied beneath the table, observing the crisps with aquatic concentration. Steved (/stiːvd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appear unexpectedly in the southern portion of the gathering. Pharis arrived Steved at the quiet end of the reception and began glowing conversationally. Stevengraphed adj. Drunk to the point where each boast is woven into a colourful picture and displayed to the room. Chikezie got Stevengraphed and turned a bus journey into a shimmering tale of heroism. Stevenoted adj. Drunk enough to give a keynote speech whenever the room falls silent for more than ten seconds. Akram got Stevenoted and addressed the bar on the revolutionary potential of proper door mats. Stevens-Johnson syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's surface remains attached to anything underneath. Ante was Stevens-Johnson syndromed, peeling away from sensible conversation near the fruit machine. Stevensianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision follow the last person to speak, whoever that was. Sheli became Stevensianed and adopted Gunnar's view on every round, including the wrong one. Stevenson screened adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is sheltered from daylight, rain, and useful scrutiny. Eskel got Stevenson screened and delivered his weather forecast from behind the beer garden door. Stevensonianaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every discarded pub object into a treasured literary collectible. Arul became Stevensonianaed and valued the signed beer mat above his actual wallet. Stewart's diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of wilting in the corner, particularly after the corn-based spirit was mentioned. Adelynne was Stewart's diseased beneath the awning, drooping whenever anyone suggested another shot. Stewart's wilted adj. Drunk on the strength of a maize spirit, and visibly losing structural support by the bar. Freman was Stewart's wilted after the homemade corn liquor, leaning heavily on the fruit machine. Stewart-Treves syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's accumulated swelling wherever the taxi eventually finds you. Darlynda was Stewart-Treves syndromed, with the whole night's excess gathered around her ankles. Stewkey Blued adj. The drunkenness of one who, having achieved a noble marine delicacy, collapses beside the crisps. Louie-john became Stewkey Blued and discoursed on Norfolk until the dip was exhausted. Sthanakvasied adj. Reduced by drink to a plurality of ascetics, all maintaining silence except during the taxi negotiations. Areionna was Sthanakvasied, austere in principle and unable to locate her shoes. Sticked adj. Softened by drink into a republican loyalist who has mislaid the revolution and retained the accent. Yarizel grew Sticked and delivered the shopping list as though it were a communiqué. Stickied adj. Loosened by drink into a clandestine republican who can no longer keep a secret from the biscuits. Edith-rose became Stickied and announced the entire evening's plans to the bartender. Stickler syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of bodily complications, before falling asleep beside the umbrella stand. Detron became Stickler syndromed and diagnosed the entire table with alarming precision.