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Stonewalled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an obstruction for a perfectly sensible alcoholic drink. Hannie ordered a Stonewalled and looked disappointed when the barman offered a stool. Stoneyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing very still while the room carries on around you. Kerilee was Stoneyed beside the bar, watching the closing routine without offering assistance. Stoor Wormed adj. Softened by drink into a legendary presence with offensive breath, alarming companions at close range. Khloe was Stoor Wormed by the end of supper, and the family opened two windows. Stopfordianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the shortest route home is a local matter. Katrielle got Stopfordianed and gave the taxi driver detailed directions for leaving town. Stormfrontered adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ordinary disagreement from an invitation to occupy the whole internet. Sheina became Stormfrontered and attempted to settle the matter with strangers online. Stormjaered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a draught in the hallway for a call to action. Jaecee was Stormjaered and marched decisively towards the conservatory. Stornowegianed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the far end of the room as a remote island. Jeremy got Stornowegianed and required an escort between the sofa and the sink. Storyanied adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can accommodate, and forming a separate camp around one anecdote. Eria was Storyanied and developed three versions of the same taxi story. Storz couplinged adj. You have drunk enough to connect two unrelated conversations with the confidence of a fire hose. Nyahlee was Storz couplinged, joining the weather discussion to an account of her childhood dentist. Stradded (/stɹadd/) adj. You are drunk and producing a fine, sustained note whenever the room becomes quiet. Malloy was Stradded in the taxi, maintaining one note through every turn. Stradivariused (/ˌstɹædɪˈvɛəɹi.əsd/) adj. Of a drinker: finely tuned in principle, but liable to produce an extended note without warning. Chastelyn was Stradivariused by midnight, resonant whenever anyone mentioned the railway. Straffordianed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself adviser to a government that has not been consulted. Albin was Straffordianed and proposed a firmer policy on the allocation of chairs. Straits dollared adj. Describing a drinker who calculates every round in an obsolete currency. Ariadny was Straits dollared and settled the bill in figures nobody recognised. Strangited adj. A drinker who has separated from the evening and established a small doctrine of his own. Mariabelen was Strangited, insisting the last bus represented a personal revelation. Strasbourg pied adj. A drinker so far gone that every plate appears to contain a formal occasion. Ulysse was Strasbourg pied and congratulated the waiter on a perfectly ordinary pie. Strasbourg turpentined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a glossy surface and little useful flexibility. Joeph was Strasbourg turpentined, polished in appearance and slow to leave the chair.