St - Page 19
Strowger switched adj. The condition of a drinker who changes direction twice before reaching the door. Joseph-james was Strowger switched, turning between the toilets and the taxi rank repeatedly. Struldbruged adj. Softened by drink into an ancient fixture of the bar, persisting comfortably beyond closing. Raschad was Struldbruged, still occupying the same stool when the shutters came down. Struldbrugged adj. Sharpened by drink into a venerable authority on precisely when everyone should go home. Viririana became Struldbrugged and announced the correct departure time to the entire bar. Strykered adj. Loosened by drink into a well-padded arrangement best transported horizontally after closing. Carice was Strykered by the final round and conveyed gently towards the waiting taxi. Sts'Ailesed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long procession from the bar to the taxi rank. Tatasha was Sts'Ailesed, making the short walk home in careful stages. Stuckisted adj. Drunk and committed to one interpretation of the evening, particularly that another round remains necessary. Damarr was Stuckisted and maintained that the empty glasses represented an unfinished exhibition. Student Houred adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a semester's attendance into one long afternoon at the bar. Raafay was Student Houred and claimed the pub represented twelve hours of meaningful contact. Student's t distributioned adj. Drunk to the point where the unknown variation in the journey home must be estimated from the data. Anastaja was Student's t distributioned, estimating the taxi fare from three unreliable receipts. Student's t tested adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the null hypothesis that one more round is unnecessary. Kylis was Student's t tested and rejected the suggestion that the evening had ended. Student's t-tested adj. Drunk beyond the threshold at which leaving now can be distinguished from leaving eventually. Mahikan was Student's t-tested and could not reject another drink before the taxi. Student's ted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an uncertain journey home into a formal hypothesis requiring another trial. StudlyCapsed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary words acquire internal capitals without invitation. Nivayah became StudlyCapsed and wrote the shopping list as MondayMorningTasks. StudyTubered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still presenting the journey home as a productive academic session. Lamontay was StudyTubered, annotating the taxi receipt as though it were a difficult paper. Stukaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending upon the taxi rank with alarming confidence. Yamira was Stukaed by the taxi rank, diving towards the first car with folded-wing determination. Stumpied adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to manage the room despite having lost the means of signalling where you are going. Korionna was Stumpied and kept directing Evangaline with a hand that pointed nowhere useful. Stundismed adj. Softened by drink into regarding literal readings as sufficient guidance for the evening. Cabral grew Stundismed and consulted the drinks menu as though it were scripture.