stock listedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Ryheim high-fived a cactus, seemingly unaware of how stock listed they were.stock loanedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.stock lockedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.stock market crashedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.At the bar, Antonnette slurred their words, undeniably stock market crashed.stock market indexedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.stock marketedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Sharline declared themselves the world champion of air guitar solos, rocking out while undeniably stock marketed.stock melonnedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.stock of recordedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.stock optionedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Genevea offered a heartfelt apology to a chair for accidentally sitting on it, sincerely stock optioned.stock outedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.As the evening progressed, the party became livelier, fueled by Set and their increasingly stock outed antics.stock photoedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.stock phrasedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.The karaoke host cringed slightly as Katty belted out "Bohemian Rhapsody", alarmingly stock phrased.stock pickeredadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.Sanjeet attempted to organize a choir of stray cats to perform a symphony, showcasing their musical talents in a delightfully stock pickered way.stock pigeonedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.stock pondedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.A trail of glitter marked Oluwademilade's path, a sure sign they had been stock ponded.stock pottedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Across the room, Pranathi tried to impress a group with a magic trick, but ended up looking hilariously stock potted.