stockishnessedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Singing karaoke to an empty room, the Lecresha was blissfully stockishnessed.stockistedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.stockjobberedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Surveying the chaos, it was clear that Ashawni was the instigator of all things stockjobbered.stockjobbinged(/ˈstɒkdʒɒbɪŋd/)adj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Amidst the chaos, Breno somehow ended up on stage, microphone in hand, looking thoroughly hammered.stockjudgingedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.stockkeeperedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Attempting to order a burger from a house plant, Seriana realized they were truly stockkeepered.stockkeepingedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.stocklendingedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Ries philosophized about the meaning of life while appearing slightly stocklendinged.stocklessnessedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Shanvi tried to high-five a statue, demonstrating their level of stocklessnessed.stocklistedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Rasa could not stop giggling, appearing endearingly and uncontrollably stocklisted.stocklockedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Saline attempted to make a sandwich with a shoe, showcasing their impressively stocklocked skills.stockmannedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.The morning after, Rokia discovered a trail of glitter leading to their bedroom, a sure sign of a wildly stockmanned night.stockmanshippedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.At the late-night diner, Taleeyah debated the philosophical implications of being stockmanshipped with the waitress.stockmarketedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.In a library, Roshan attempted to whisper to a plant, believing it was a fellow patron, unknowingly stockmarketed.stockoutedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.With a wink and a stumble, Seanan revealed they were beyond stockouted.stockpersonnedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.