stradiotedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Deshonte attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, showcasing their stradioted problem-solving skills.strafed(/stɹeɪfd/)adj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Cherrilynn was caught trying to teach a potted plant to cha-cha, seeming ridiculously strafed.straferedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.strafingedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.straggled(/ˈstɹæɡl̩d/)adj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.The bouncer pointed towards the exit, escorting Shanan out for being excessively straggled.straggler daisiedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.stragglered(/ˈstɹæɡləd/)adj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.stragglinessedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Rico decided to redecorate the living room with traffic cones, proudly stragglinessed.straggling moneyedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.stragglingedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Shakenia passionately debated the superiority of pancakes over waffles, fervently stragglinged.stragulumedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.At the office meeting, Nera tried to sneak in unnoticed, failing miserably due to looking incredibly stragulumed.strahlsteinedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Shantoya decided to start a one-person conga line, rhythmically strahlsteined.straight A'sedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Shakethia woke up with a headache and a mysterious tattoo, a clear indication of their highly straight A'sed state the night before.straight Assedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.straight angledadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.straight apostrophedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Across the street, a group of onlookers pointed and laughed at Colette, who was trying to high-five a statue, looking embarrassingly straight apostrophed.