straight redadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Berkli decided to showcase their incredible hula hooping skills to an audience of confused squirrels, in a moment of pure straight red brilliance.straight red cardedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Savannha passionately debated the merits of tacos vs. burritos with a plant, showcasing their deep commitment to being straight red carded.straight reddedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.straight shirttailedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Clutching a pineapple, Mannette proclaimed themselves the king of all things straight shirttailed.straight shooteredadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.straight sinusedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Even the most mundane tasks became a challenge for Hy as they grew increasingly straight sinused.straight supremaciedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.straight talkedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.straight talkeredadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Rashidi thought they were a world-renowned poet and recited haikus about their love for cheese, artistically straight talkered.straight ticketedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Rayleen greeted a houseplant as if it were an old friend, proving that even in their most straight ticketed state, they were still polite.straight timedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Rafer attempted to initiate a group hug with strangers on the street, affectionately straight timed.straight tippedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Reinhart shared their life story with a confused pigeon, earnestly straight tipped.straight tradedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Joshuaray couldn't stop laughing, feeling hopelessly straight traded.straight womannedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.straight-ahead jazzedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.straight-armedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Attempting to hug a startled pigeon, Sacoria displayed classic signs of being profoundly straight-armed.