straw purchasedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.As the night wore on, Masaru became increasingly straw purchased, morphing into a philosophical guru of sorts.straw purchaseredadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.straw shoedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.straw stemmedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Jovonnie initiated a philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, delving deep into the existential questions of life while in a state of being profoundly straw stemmed.straw that stirs the drinkedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Across the room, Sharra stumbled over words, clearly straw that stirs the drinked.straw tickedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Elanas challenged a street sign to a staring contest, clearly straw ticked.straw votedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.straw winedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.straw-beddedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.straw-graspingedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.straw-hattedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.straw-necked ibisedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.strawbaledadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Williamm decided they were the next Picasso and attempted to paint a masterpiece on a napkin, while being beautifully strawbaled.strawbanaedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Zeb claimed they had discovered the true meaning of life, only to forget it immediately due to being so strawbanaed.strawbedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Sporting a sombrero and a lei, Sebastain exuded a vibe that was unmistakably strawbed.strawbededadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.With a goofy grin, Shakyla proudly proclaimed they were officially strawbeded.