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STP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become a modest municipal undertaking. Damarisa was STP'd by midnight and required a clear route to the front door. STPD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of spirits alone, with no moisture left for clear pronunciation. Leela was STPD'd and delivered each consonant as a separate dry specimen. STR'd adj. Drunk enough to repeat the same small sequence of words until the morning can identify you by it. Loddie remained STR'd, repeating the same request for water at regular intervals. STS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that Zarmeen and Rameka become an unwilling field study in how technical ideas travel through society. Zarmeen found him STS'd, interviewing strangers about their trust in the vending machine. STT'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn every spoken sentence into an imperfect written transcript. Shaghayegh was STT'd, producing a running caption of the argument on a beer mat. STTR'd adj. Reduced by drink to transferring technical ideas between establishments without moving very far. Lyza was STTR'd, explaining the pub's heating system to the restaurant next door. STUFT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a perfectly private evening has been requisitioned for public duties. Ahjah got STUFT'd and appointed himself official transport for everyone at the party. STV'd adj. Of a drinker: voting once, ranking every route home, and transferring support when each fails. Annise was STV'd on the stairs, ranking the lift, banister and wall in descending order. SThed adj. Reduced by drink to a theological student whose principal doctrine is that the bar remains open. Ashia was SThed and defended another round with unexpected scriptural confidence. STinged adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary anecdote into a campaign conducted by several imaginary characters. Jaynia got STinged and assigned the bar staff roles in her account of the afternoon. St Andrewstided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise observer of last orders, closing time and everyone else's poor choices. Julliana went St Andrewstided and announced the exact minute each table should leave. St Anthony's fired adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the locked front door as though it had personally withheld the final round. Hellene went St Anthony's fired and negotiated with the locked pub door. St Elmo's fired adj. Drunk and glowing faintly around every sharp corner of the route home. Purnell went St Elmo's fired and illuminated the alley with the confidence of a faulty sign. St Helena plovered adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a solitary search across open ground. Dristen was St Helena plovered, walking alone towards a distant light after closing time. St Ignatius' beaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the last orders bell for an invitation to test endurance. Shyniece became St Ignatius' beaned and asked whether the final round came in stronger varieties. St John's breaded adj. Still drunk, and relying on compressed directions to locate the nearest carbohydrates. Fraizer was St John's breaded, requesting toast with the economy of a telegram.