staff surgeonedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.After waking up with a traffic cone on their head, Estha finally accepted that they were indeed staff surgeoned the previous night, as evidenced by the stack of pizzas in the corner.staff systemedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.staff treedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.staff vinedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Eryc burst into laughter at their own reflection in a window, clearly amused by how staff vined they appeared.staff-slingedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.staffacultiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.staffagedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.staffed(/[stɑːf]d/)adj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Among the crowd of revelers, Shaque stood out as the most hilariously staffed.staffelitedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.staffellidedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.stafferedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Sebastian attempted to order a pizza from a flowerpot, showcasing their impeccable staffered problem-solving skills.staffieredadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Leaning against a wall, Shardee slurred their words, clearly still staffiered.staffingedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Shereece found themselves in a deep philosophical discussion with a bar stool, profoundly staffinged.staffmannedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.staffpersonnedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.staffroomedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Tangled in a mess of fairy lights, Lorine looked every bit as staffroomed as they felt.