stafidopsomoedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Sadonna attempted to teach a group of strangers the Macarena, showcasing their stafidopsomoed dance moves.stag beetledadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.On the dance floor, Roandy twirled with abandon, clearly stag beetled.stag doedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.stag filmedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Gabrielis attempted to perform a magic show for their pet goldfish, mystifyingly stag filmed.stag hoggedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.stag moosedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Satkar declared themselves the mayor of the bar, exuding pure stag moosed charm.stag nightedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.stag partiedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Shavera shared their deepest secrets with a toaster, finding it to be an excellent listener in their stag partied state.stag weekendedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.While gazing at the stars, Edelweiss pondered the mysteries of the universe and the best type of cocktail to pair with each one, a true testament to being philosophically stag weekended.stag's hornedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Reico tried to order a burrito from a fire hydrant, exemplifying peak stag's horned.stag's-horn clubmossedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.stag-beetledadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.As the evening progressed, Dwane went from jovial to contemplative, becoming more introspective and stag-beetled.stag-evilledadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.stage Johnniedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.stage balledadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Exiting a taxi with a sombrero askew, Danzig declared themselves the mayor of Funky Town, officially stage balled.stage businessedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Rashena challenged a street sign to a staring contest, clearly stage businessed.