stage handedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.stage kissedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Shakeidra proudly presented a traffic cone with an imaginary award for "Most Dedicated Cone," a clear sign of being delightfully stage kissed.stage leftedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Spotting a group of flamingos, Romy felt an overwhelming desire to join their graceful dance, feeling utterly stage lefted.stage lightedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.stage magicianedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.stage magickedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.While browsing the snack aisle, Prezleigh could be heard loudly debating the superiority of potato chips over pretzels, sounding incredibly stage magicked.stage manageredadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Chadwick confessed their deepest secrets to a garden gnome, in a moment of pure stage managered.stage micrometeredadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.stage mommedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Des'ree challenged a mirror to a staring contest, clearly in a state of stage mommed.stage motheredadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.stage namedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.stage of the gamedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Saory enthusiastically declared their love for a neon sign, appearing charmingly stage of the gamed.stage plankedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Ludwik woke up surrounded by pizza boxes, feeling incredibly stage planked.stage playedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.stage presencedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.The librarian raised an eyebrow at Reece, who was fervently debating the merits of different tea flavors with a penguin, curiously stage presenced.stage racedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Rily decided to redecorate the living room at 3 am, convinced that rearranging the furniture was a brilliant idea in their state of being notably stage raced.