stummickedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Rafaelita insisted on reciting Shakespearean monologues to random strangers at the bar, in a Shakespeareanly stummicked state.stummied(/ˈstʌm.id/)adj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.stump cameraedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.stump cammedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Seydina stumbled over, looking utterly stump cammed.stump cutteredadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Anders attempted to strike up a conversation with a potted plant, appearing slightly stump cuttered and in need of company.stump detectivedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Sherricka struck up a conversation with a mailbox, discussing the finer points of postal delivery while being amusingly stump detectived.stump dumpedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Azjah excitedly discussed their theories on time travel with a confused bystander, clearly in a state of being delightfully stump dumped.stump grinderedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Masie announced their retirement from professional thumb wrestling, citing a need to focus on their stump grindered endeavors.stump oratoredadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.stump powderedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.stump speechedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.The neighbor shook their head as Roshondra stumbled home, clearly stump speeched from a night of revelry.stump traceriedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Mazell decided to reenact scenes from Titanic using plastic cutlery at a diner, demonstrating their theatrical stump traceried.stump-cammedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Attempting to make a sandwich, Sesha spread mustard all over the counter, indicating they were very stump-cammed.stump-tailed macaquedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Abbilyn attempted to teach a group of strangers the art of interpretive dance in the middle of a crowded bar, exuding confidence despite being unmistakably stump-tailed macaqued.stump-wateredadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Santricia thought they could communicate with a group of ducks at the park, spending hours engaged in conversation and thoroughly stump-watered.stumpagedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Rauha dramatically reenacted a scene from Titanic with a bar stool, tragically stumpaged.