stumpcamedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.With a twinkle in their eye, Saprina was obviously blitzed.stumped(/stʌmpd/)adj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.stumpered(/ˈstʌmpəd/)adj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.On a mission to find the best tacos in town, Rwan ended up lost and incredibly stumpered.stumperiedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.The waiter blinked in surprise as Marney ordered a plate of spaghetti topped with gummy bears, feeling quite stumperied.stumpflitedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.stumpholedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Karman decided it was a brilliant idea to give their phone number to a fire hydrant, utterly stumpholed.stumpied(/ˈstʌmpid/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.stumpinessedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Enola embraced their inner pirate and set sail on an imaginary ship, showcasing their adventurous stumpinessed spirit.stumpingedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Layali passionately defended their belief that pineapple belongs on pizza, fueled by their stumpinged state.stumpitisedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.While waiting for a taxi, Shajuanna struck up a conversation with a garden gnome, discussing the gnome's life choices with genuine interest, all while being notably stumpitised.stumpknockeredadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Rettie was spotted trying to start a conga line with a group of bewildered pigeons, thoroughly stumpknockered.stumplandedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.At the club, Maanav was spotted attempting to breakdance, thoroughly stumplanded.stumplingedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Nellee decided to start a one-person conga line, blissfully stumplinged.stumpnosedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.Anoop engaged in a riveting debate on the merits of tacos vs. burritos, showcasing their passionate and hunger-fueled stumpnosed.stumptailedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.stumpworkedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Nandana attempted to walk a straight line for a sobriety test, failing miserably and looking incredibly stumpworked.