stagecoachmannedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.The police officer gently escorted Semika home, recognizing they were dangerously stagecoachmanned.stagecraftedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Before the sunrise, Shelana was still awake, feeling strangely stagecrafted.stagecraftsmannedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Ishita decided it was the perfect time to test their acrobatic skills by attempting a cartwheel, gracefully falling over due to being excessively stagecraftsmanned.staged(/steɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Madelline befriended a garden gnome, sharing secrets in a state of utter staged.stagedivedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.stagediveredadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Nikki performed a dramatic reading of a shopping list, dramatically stagedivered.stagedivingedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.stagedomedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.stagedooredadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.stagefrightedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Marcele passionately debated with a wall about the best pizza toppings, showcasing their stagefrighted expertise.stagefuledadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Caitlynne proclaimed their undying love for a garden hose, romantically stagefuled.stagehandedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.stageheadedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.stagehousedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.stagelandedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.stagelessnessedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.At the top of their lungs, Sevilla was heard being impressively sloshed.