St John's worted
Stafforded

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St John's worted adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning commute for an evil requiring immediate floral protection. Kelie became St John's worted and carried a roadside sprig towards the station. St Kilda field moused adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated beneath a coat and intends to remain there until collected. Rachelle went St Kilda field moused and slept beneath two coats beside the taxi office.
St Kildanned adj. Reduced by drink to a solitary traveller, convinced the island has ended at the nearest bus stop. Key became St Kildanned and waited alone beneath the station clock for a boat that was not due. St Martin's summered adj. Drunk beyond the season, warm in a shirt and certain that November has agreed to continue the evening. Leontyne went St Martin's summered and refused her coat in the cold taxi queue. St Patrick's cabbaged adj. Softened by drink into something leafy and unhurried, requiring gentle removal from the corner seat. Roddie was St Patrick's cabbaged by midnight and folded quietly beside the coat stand. StMBH'd adj. Loosened by drink into a collapsed, lightless morning from which no useful signal escapes. Koreyon woke StMBH'd, staring at the curtains as though breakfast lay beyond an event horizon. StPD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank feels both intimate and structurally impossible. Amal was StPD'd by last orders and held a detailed conversation with the taxi sign. StaaS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing each new intention somewhere temporarily accessible. Aliciana was StaaS'd, with plans for breakfast distributed among several unfinished conversations. Stableforded adj. The condition of a drinker who awards points according to the number of strokes required to reach each conversational hole. Wrenna went Stableforded, keeping a rigorous scorecard of every attempt to reach the bar. Stabyhouned adj. Reduced by drink to a sturdy, silky-coated creature, principally black and white, of uncertain Frisian provenance. Tricia sat Stabyhouned beneath the table, solidly built and divided into black and white intentions. Stacied (/ˈsteɪ.sid/) adj. Softened by drink into the evening's conspicuously admired and socially overqualified young woman. Yandell arrived Stacied and acquired three admirers before locating the table reserved for her. Staed adj. Drunk on the strength of the station sign, having made the journey home chiefly in theory. Cleophus became Staed and treated the railway station sign as a complete travel plan. Staffied (/ˈstæfid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a compact terrier temperament, with enthusiasm exceeding the available furniture. Glenyce went Staffied and attempted to greet the sofa with considerable determination. Stafford gambited adj. Drunk on the strength of one promising opening, having sacrificed the evening's sensible defences by move three. Pernell got Stafford gambited and offered his last pound for a ride home. Stafford knotted adj. Slowed by drink to three looping attempts at the same point, with no obvious release in prospect. Heyli was Stafford knotted beside the coat rack, circling the same explanation for ten minutes.
Stafforded (/ˈstæfə(ɹ)dd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the compact confidence of a terrier and challenge arrangements larger than oneself. Estefanya became Stafforded and disputed the pub doorway with a man twice her size.