stairheadedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Shaliya conducted a symphony for a group of pigeons, displaying a level of stairheaded musical talent that was both unexpected and oddly captivating.stairlessnessedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.In the kitchen, Kimiko experimented with creating a sandwich tower, clearly stairlessnessed.stairliftedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Cathren tried to initiate a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, in their philosophically stairlifted state.stairsteppedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.stairtoweredadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.stairwayed(/ˈstɛəweɪd/)adj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty cans, Sherena triumphantly announced they had defeated the ultimate foe - sobriety, feeling incredibly stairwayed.stairwelledadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.In the middle of the street, Karynne attempted a cartwheel, clearly stairwelled.stairworkedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Sever attempted to high-five a wall, showcasing their level of stairworked.staithed(/steɪθd/)adj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Shanonn attempted to high-five a passing bird, reaching new levels of staithed.staithmannedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Ruthan led a group of strangers in a conga line through a fast-food restaurant, chaotically staithmanned.stake boatedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.stake of Zionedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.stake-driveredadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.stakebededadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Chessie decided they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission, mysteriously stakebeded.stakebodiedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.With a newfound sense of purpose, Bailea set off to discover the meaning of life, looking slightly stakebodied but determined nonetheless.stakebuildingedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.