Staffordianedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Shloimy tried to pay for a drink with a stick of gum, resourcefully Staffordianed.Staffordshire bull terrieredadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.Callie-rae attempted to teach a cat how to do the Macarena, very much Staffordshire bull terriered.Stagirited(/ˈstæd͡ʒɪɹʌɪtd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Reon challenged a squirrel to a dance-off, showing off their slick moves in a moment of hilariously Stagirited behavior.Stagyritedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Stahlhelmedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.Stahlhelmeredadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Roianne debated with a mirror about the best pizza topping, while hilariously Stahlhelmered.Stahlianedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Syr attempted to pet a "unicorn" at the petting zoo, showing their fondness for mythical creatures in their Stahlianed state.Stahlistedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Stakhanovismedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Stakhanovited(/stəˈkɑːnəvaɪtd/)adj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.In the midst of the chaos, Sanari stood on a table, proudly Stakhanovited.Stakhonovitedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Pollyanne attempted to teach a caterpillar how to breakdance, proving they were indeed Stakhonovited.Stalin's lawnedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.The bartender chuckled as Ainara ordered another drink, clearly Stalin's lawned.Stalin's organnedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Senaido attempted to pay for a taxi ride with a handful of glitter, sparklingly Stalin's organned.Stalinismedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.As the party raged on, Sabirin sat in a corner, looking slightly embarrassed and thoroughly Stalinismed.Stalinistedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Stalinitedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Sitting on a park bench, Ricci discussed the meaning of life with a seagull, sounding incredibly Stalinited.