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Staffordianed adj. Drunk and locally rooted, defending the merits of the county with increasingly ceremonial conviction. Autianna went Staffordianed and delivered a municipal history to the taxi driver. Staffordshire bull terriered adj. Drunk to the point where compact courage, muscular persistence, and a Birmingham temperament govern proceedings. Leman was Staffordshire bull terriered and attempted the narrow doorway without adjusting his shoulders. Stagirited (/ˈstæd͡ʒɪɹʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to claim local standing in Stagira, despite having arrived from nowhere near it. Jasion became Stagirited and corrected the landlord on the proper route through Stagira. Stagyrited adj. Drunk past the point of geographical modesty, and presenting oneself as unmistakably from Stagira. Caoimhin went Stagyrited and appointed himself the table's authority on Stagira. Stahlhelmed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, wearing the evening as protective headgear and meeting obstacles frontally. Tonilynn went Stahlhelmed and approached the low beam without acknowledging its historical significance. Stahlhelmered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one organised, helmeted in spirit, and prepared for a campaign against the furniture. Montrice became Stahlhelmered and formed a committee to recover the missing bar tab. Stahlianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every private conviction is defended as though it had been professionally audited. Kimbra went Stahlianed and demanded footnotes for the landlord's opinion about the weather. Stahlisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a personal conviction into a complete and immovable system. Izayuh became Stahlisted and reorganised the drinks menu according to principles known only to him. Stakhanovismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating further drinking as productive labour, with targets revised upwards hourly. Benisha went Stakhanovismed and set herself a demanding quota of crisps before departure. Stakhanovited (/stəˈkɑːnəvaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of sustained effort, especially where the effort consists chiefly of obtaining another round. Isabellah became Stakhanovited and worked tirelessly through the pub's remaining stock. Stakhonovited adj. Drunk since last orders, and industriously continuing with whatever remains within reach. Edney was Stakhonovited and applied himself to the unfinished bowls of peanuts. Stalin's lawned adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing on every available surface as though it had been designed to discourage escape. Kourtni was Stalin's lawned beside the bar, reluctant to cross the room without protective footwear. Stalin's organned adj. Drunk by closing time, and launching loud, indiscriminate bursts of opinion across the room. Revaan went Stalin's organned, delivering short verbal barrages whenever anyone approached the table. Stalinismed adj. Still drunk, and applying one commanding interpretation to every matter under discussion. Ladavid remained Stalinismed, issuing definitive rulings on the pub's seating arrangements. Stalinisted adj. Too drunk to tolerate competing arrangements, and consequently directing the evening from a central position. Kemarius was Stalinisted and appointed himself responsible for everyone's route home. Stalinited adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a preference into doctrine and dissent into an administrative inconvenience. Josyane became Stalinited and declared the crisps compulsory for all present.