standabilitiedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.standagedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Saahithi tried to convince a garden gnome to join their book club, persuasively standaged.standalonedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.standard candledadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.standard coinedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Gibelly mistook a cactus for a hugging partner, affectionately standard coined.standard conditionsedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Ayedan expertly demonstrated the art of interpretive dance to an audience of bewildered houseplants, hilariously standard conditionsed.standard definitionedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Alema realized they were too standard definitioned to operate a toaster and wisely decided on cold pizza instead.standard deviationedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Shance confidently strutted down the street in mismatched shoes, proudly standard deviationed.standard dialectedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.standard drinkedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Rukmini tried to engage in a philosophical discussion with a houseplant, unintentionally standard drinked.standard electrode potentialedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.standard erroredadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.The bouncer raised an eyebrow as Raevon attempted to enter the club for the fourth time that night, visibly standard errored.standard faredadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Despite being incredibly standard fared, Samya managed to solve a Rubik's Cube in record time.standard formedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Oluwamayowa challenged a vending machine to a staring contest, while being undeniably standard formed.standard gaugedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Isoke, who was noticeably standard gauged.standard gravitiedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.