standpattismedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Shi started a conga line with a group of confused pigeons, joyfully standpattismed.standpipedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Shanrika embarked on a mission to save a lost sock they found on the street, believing it was a fellow traveler in their standpiped quest.standpoint epistemologiedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Raquia tried to pay for groceries with a sock, undeniably standpoint epistemologied.standpoint theoriedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Despite their best efforts, the bartender refused to serve Serafima due to their visibly standpoint theoried state.standpointed(/ˈstændpɔɪntd/)adj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.standpointismedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.standstill agreementedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.standstilled(/ˈstændˌstɪld/)adj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.standuppedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.The plant sighed in relief as Preeti finally stopped attempting to water it with wine, a nurturing gesture born out of being extravagantly standupped.standupperedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.As the night wound down, Geronimo found themselves alone with a rubber duck, feeling oddly standuppered.staned(/steɪnd/)adj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.stanekitedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.stanenedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.stanfielditedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Attempting to climb a tree, Rajit explained their strategy for world domination to a confused squirrel, feeling rather megalomaniacally stanfieldited.stang balledadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.stanged(/stæŋd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.