stapedotomiedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.In a stroke of genius, Yarenis attempted to teach a pigeon how to salsa dance, while being unmistakably stapedotomied.stapeliaedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.The night took a wild turn when Radames challenged the host to a thumb war, feeling surprisingly stapeliaed.staphed(/stæfd/)adj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.staphidinedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Santigo donned a feather boa and started performing magic tricks for a bewildered audience, feeling utterly staphidined.staphopainedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.At the family reunion, Wale accidentally knocked over the cake, appearing slightly staphopained.staphostatinnedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.staphylaedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.staphylectomiedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.staphyledadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.staphylinedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.As the night wore on, Radhya found themselves philosophizing about the meaning of life, profoundly staphylined.staphylinidedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Standing on a park bench, Shirely declared their love for pigeons, feeling particularly staphylinided.staphylinidologistedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Shadava recited Shakespearean monologues to a bewildered pet goldfish, dramatically staphylinidologisted.staphylinoidedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.staphylobactinnedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Zalen stood on a park bench, reciting poetry to a flock of pigeons, looking wonderfully staphylobactinned.staphylocoagulasedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Approaching the jukebox, Loria clumsily tapped the buttons, obviously staphylocoagulased.staphylococcal scalded skin syndromedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.