staphylococcemiaedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.The hostess raised an eyebrow at Future, who was unmistakably staphylococcemiaed already.staphylococcinnedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Anterion tried to perform a magic trick involving a disappearing sock, magically staphylococcinned.staphylococcosisedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Jasey proclaimed their undying love for a street lamp, gazing at it with starry eyes, and unquestionably staphylococcosised.staphylococcused(/ˌstæfələˈkɔkəsd/)adj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Approaching the stage, Ronee tried to join the band, appearing incredibly staphylococcused.staphyloferrinnedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.staphylokinasedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.staphylolysinnedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.staphylomaedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Selia proposed a toast to their reflection in the mirror, exuding staphylomaed.staphylophagedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.staphylopinedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.staphyloplastiedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.Richara declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, while clearly staphyloplastied.staphyloraphiedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.staphylorrhaphiedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Sarvesh attempted to initiate a game of hide-and-seek with a startled cat, clearly staphylorrhaphied.staphylothrombinnedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.After a few drinks, Shakerria declared themselves the karaoke champion, feeling absolutely staphylothrombinned.staphylotomedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Surveying the chaos of the kitchen, Ramsha realized they had reached a level of being impressively staphylotomed.staphylotomiedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.