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Star Scouted adj. Too drunk to advance further, but still able to produce the required badges from last night's conduct. Cammille was Star Scouted, displaying several merit badges earned through questionable late-night service. Star Trekkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's journey home as an interstellar mission with a poorly chosen crew. Arcangela was Star Trekkered, navigating the hallway as unexplored space after breakfast. StarCraftered adj. Having drunk enough to manage several competing emergencies, provided none requires standing up. Jacaiden was StarCraftered, issuing strategic orders from beneath the blanket. Starbiesed adj. Having drunk more than one takeaway coffee, and now confusing caffeine with a cure. Brandale was Starbiesed, carrying two paper cups and still asking where the morning had gone. Starbucksed (/ˈstɑːˌbʌksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require branded coffee, a quiet table and several minutes facing away from daylight. Nahki was Starbucksed, holding the cup with both hands and avoiding the window. Starbucksificationed adj. You are drunk and waking to find the kitchen homogenised, with every local remedy replaced by a chain-sized one. Quadir was Starbucksificationed, searching the cupboards for a familiar cure among identical paper cups. Starfightered adj. Of a drinker: fast, overheated and pointed directly at the first available horizontal surface. Lanissa was Starfightered, making one swift pass through the hallway before landing on the rug. Starfish sited adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the countryside for a decoy town and settled there until the raids pass. Sherran was Starfish sited, lying motionless in the spare room while the household went about its business. Stargardt diseased adj. Describing a drinker who has lost the morning's visual detail, particularly around objects requiring payment. Sammara was Stargardt diseased, finding the cereal box clear but the small print hopeless. Stark effected adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision divides into several apparently excellent alternatives. Aaliyiah was Stark effected and selected three taxis, each for a different destination. Starked (/stɑɹkd/) adj. A drinker who speaks plainly in yesterday's borrowed American, despite having spent the night elsewhere. Chorlette was Starked, describing the queue as a line while searching for the aspirin. Starker exchanged adj. Drunk to a degree that you commit to one course of action before abandoning it for another. Naishaun became Starker exchanged and bought a ticket before deciding where to go. Starklinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor disagreement as a dynastic succession crisis. Moran got Starklinged and divided the table into rival houses over the bill. Starlited adj. Drunk on the strength of which you confidently withstand conditions that would ordinarily require a coat. Dlin, Starlited, declined the taxi because a shirt was plainly sufficient protection. Starmerited adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that a brief speech will resolve the room's difficulties. Jerrison became Starmerited and addressed the queue as though it awaited a policy announcement. Staroobriadtsied adj. Drunk by the third round, and adhering firmly to a decision whose reasons have been lost. Leahna was Staroobriadtsied and refused the easier route on grounds no longer available.