star-fuckeredadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.star-makeredadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.star-mappedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.star-nosed moledadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.The bartender chuckled as Rean tried to order another round, looking thoroughly star-nosed moled.star-of-Bethlehemedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Terisha insisted on having a deep conversation with a rubber duck, exemplifying a charmingly star-of-Bethlehemed behavior.star-of-the-earthedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Reynaldo passionately debated the existence of time travel with a houseplant, deeply star-of-the-earthed.star-reededadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Kynley attempted to start a conga line at a bus stop, spreading their festive star-reeded energy to unsuspecting commuters.star-shelledadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.star-showeredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Quianna was hopelessly star-showered by the end of the night.star-thistledadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.star-vehicledadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Cathrine debated with a mirror about who was the fairest of them all, charmingly star-vehicled.starbasedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.starbathedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.At the bus stop, Shermeka belted out a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", perfectly starbathed.starbeamedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Monserrath befriended a cactus, affectionately naming it "Spike," endearingly starbeamed.starbirthedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.starboarded(/ˈstɑː.bədd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.