statefulnessedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.statefunctionedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.As the clock struck midnight, Khendal found themselves feeling oddly melancholic and undeniably statefunctioned.stategraphedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Malaysia was found snuggled up to a garden gnome, peacefully asleep and blissfully stategraphed.statehooded(/ˈsteɪthʊdd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.statehooderedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.The host of the party glanced around and found Samaria, blissfully hammered, in the kitchen.statehousedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Sakthi insisted on giving everyone at the party a nickname, hilariously statehoused.stateismedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.stateless capitalismedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Ladell attempted to parallel park a shopping cart, proving they were truly in a state of stateless capitalismed.stateless personnedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.Jakalynn professed their undying love for a pizza delivery person, hopelessly stateless personned.statelessnessedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Regena tried to high-five a tree, cheerfully statelessnessed.stateleted(/ˈsteɪtlɪtd/)adj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Rosezena sat at a bus stop, humming show tunes to themselves and feeling incredibly stateleted.statelinessedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.statelingedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Trying to hail a taxi, Khmya fumbled with their wallet, looking disheveled and statelinged.stately bush brownedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.stately elmedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.stately homedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Qumari attempted to reenact scenes from a famous movie using household items, proving they were completely stately homed.